The roofies are working nicely as he is still into hanging out despite the fact that in the short amount of time we've been doing so, George Michael has destroyed multiple pieces of his clothing, I can't prove it, but I'm sure, somehow, some way it was I who lost his debit card on accident last weekend, and I have most definitely insisted we watch back-to-back viewings of the Gourmet Express infomerical at 3AM.
Hot.
Here are three things I will tell you about him (first and last time - Culture Cube policy is generally not to speak of real life dating happenings):
1) He is a researcher (smart)
2) He wears cute tennis shoes (stylish)
3) He also draws (sigh...)
Anyway, I plan on catching up with you pretty kitties and posting this weekend when I'm desperately looking for any excuse not to play hostess with the mostest for some last minute company I'm expecting.
Did I tell y'all I gave my boss a blowout the other day? At work? Let's talk about that next time because it pretty much was a moment when I contemplated killing myself.
I'm outta here.
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I once accidentally threw away a boyfriend's social security card (it was shitting on his desk in a pile of trash I thoughtfully decided to toss out). I was too scared to tell him I was the one who threw it away so I blamed it on his cleaning lady.
err, "sitting".
Please tell me it is SDMB
Obviously George Michael is sooo possessive. He is such a dog... or a reasonable facsimile thereof. By the way did he come with batteries or did you have to purchase them separately?... I'm sure your mother would join me in urging you to not scare this one off. Reel him in slow. Just kidding. I'd give you advice but seeing as I don't know you and you don't want any, I won't. Large Louie
You discussed a bf and a blowout... coincidence???
You are wrong about nobody reading. Your extremely large and loyal fan base has been very worried about the lack of writing.
Molly - it was best left alone. You nailed it.
Krysta - No. But make no mistake, I will still lust for him until my dying day. Dreamy.
LL - George Michael is most definitely battery operated. High as a fucking kite. Oh, and I have no concept of "slow".
DC - I feel connected to you via Rae. And I promise, friend, I won't let you down again. On another note, please tell Rae to stop ignoring my texts. She's so rude.
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